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LONG LIVE THE QUEEN
WAIT, SHE'S DEAD, TOO...... that's right, the Grim Reaper was double-dippingtoday, snapping up Farrah Fawcett, along with theKing of Poop. you bet. this, on the heels of the deathsof David Carradine...
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THE KING IS DEAD
KING OF POOP CRAPS OUT...... in case anyone out there lives under a rock or something,singer, songwriter, unconvicted child-boffer, surgical freak,and reknowned baby-danglerMichael Jackson has...
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ALL IS WELL
BUSINESS AS USUAL...... the last couple days, well, the TV has been basicallyinundated with silly Shtein relating to the King of Poop.wow. pretty much non-stop, that. hey, but things arestarting to get...
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THE FIFTH ELEMENT
IS BILLY MAYS...... not Leeloo, Ruby Rhod, or even Korben Dallas. no, friends,it's none other than Pitch-Man Extrordanairre Billy Mays, theman on your TV screen who told us all about Oxi Clean (not...
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REMEMBERING 911
I WANNA DEDICATE THIS SONG...... to Al Quada. for all your foolish mis-givings about the so-called "MartyrDom" you seem to want to achieve, let me tellyou something: you are a batch of murderous fucks....
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SUMMER FUN
IT'S SQUIRREL SEASON...... so, grab your favorite shootin' utensil(s) and head on outto the Great Outdoors. ya gots to make sure about a couplethings, though~ 1) make sure the squirrels don't see you...
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PORN on the 4th of JULY
LAND OF THE FREEHOME OF THE BRAVEGOD BLESS AMERICAHappy 4th of July. now, get Butt Naked...
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THE SIXTH SENSE
McSENSELESS KILLINGNFL Quarterback Steve "Air" McNair has been killed in anappearant murder-suicide involving his drunken girl-friendof extra-marital proportions. shot twice in the chest, and asif that...
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SUNDAY DRIVE ™
DEATH CAMP & WINE BISTROBARBIE ACTION PLAY SETCLICK HERE FOR THE BIG BLOG©
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EXCUSE ME...
... WHILE I KISS THIS GUYHelp me... Help me... nothin's worse than a botched batch ofsong lyrics. case in point: "Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix, thesong on the radio the other day ("Excuse me, whike I...
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SHTEIN CENTRAL
FESTIVAL OF SHTEIN...... well, this may be theSummer of Fun for me. I haven't hada real vacation in years and years, but I'm on one right now.not a Sabbatical, mind you; no, friends, this here be a...
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DON'T TAKE THE KIDS...
... OR ELSE.or else they'll end up just like Lobster Boy, here. that's right,this is the kid who's vacationing with myself and Nurse Dish.my own personal observation? avoid taking the...
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ON THE ROAD AGAIN
WATCH OUT FOR THE SPEED TRAPS...... 'cause they're out there, that's for sure. them sneaky cops,those shifty constables, them sidewinding troopers, those co-vert sherriffs and deputies, them stealthy...
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FUCKED UP ROAD TRIP
WE'RE ON THE ROAD TO NOWHEREwhich means we've taken a wrong turn somewheres or other.I'm here to tell ya, this ain't good. looks like the old Vacationis about to take a turn for the worse, there,...
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